Golden Boy
I know what you’re thinking. Something like, “Holy crap! Michael Felps pre-gamed at your mini-mart two weeks ago and you haven’t written about it until now?!” Truth is, we’re not sweatin’ it. So THE Puerto Rican Michael Felps came by and refreshed his gold medal collection with our Medallas. No biggie. You should see the guy rock swim though. And you thought he was fast in the water. Before he went on his way he mentioned that he’s really happy for the Filis of Filadelfia, but he’s not threatened by their championship status. Quoth Felps, “If they all wanna hang with me they need to win eight World Series in two weeks, and that ain’t gonna happen. Go me!!!”
