Hey all you sissy surfers, there’s a new sheriff in town… Spotted off Sandy Beach a few days ago this fourteen-month-old was seen shooting out of barrel after barrel. She out paddled everyone even though her arms can’t reach over the rails of her board. Figure that one out. AND she surfs in a sweatsuit (and a diaper). Could this be the next big trend in surfing? Sweaty surfing? If this mystery surfer keeps shredding like this, I’ll wear two hoodies during my next session.

“For September this surf is going off!!!” That’s what everyone was saying - LAST week. Dude, you missed it. Where were you? I’d have written about it earlier to give you a heads up but I was too busy, oh yeah, surfing. And drinking. That’s cool though. You probably had a couple really sweet days at the office, right? Come on and burn a couple sick days. What are you saving them for? Early retirement? Have you checked CNN lately? The word “retirement” is already in middle school text books mentioned as something people got to do in the good old days before the economy was so mangled. Use those sick days for something worth while - like going to Rincon to get drunk and sunburnt. You bring the sunscreen. I’ll be waiting at the bar.

It’s flat.

We are currently experiencing slightly better surf than there is in Nebraska.