Current standings in the RBCV hair farming contest: (* denotes late entry)
1 - Mike
2 - DooDoo
3 - Ding Don*
4 - Bill-dini* (Rincon’s #1 Magician)
5 - Joe*
6 - Kelly Slater

Contest insider info: Mike is the real deal. Sicker follicles than most. DooDoo’s hair may be attached to his hat. That’s grounds for disqualification. Ding Don is back sans perm, which = longer locks. Bill-dini grows it fast, that magical bastard. Joe just cut his hair yesterday. His heart doesn’t seem to be in it, but he’s still beating SL8R.