Ringling Brothers, who? Barnum and Bailey, what?

Tomorrow night Rock Bottom has plans of being a one ring circus. Mike will be your ringmaster, but he’ll be sticking his head into our fiercely stocked beer coolers, not a lion’s mouth. At stage left, DJ Guy-Pod will be kickin’ it the way only he can, pumping out jams smoother than Play-Doh noodles with imaginary marinara. Mmm, Mmm! Look for the hot pink spandex again. He’s knows it’s not what you want, but it is what you need. Bring your dancin’ pants and maybe your sunglasses too because DJGP is bringing his disco lights, laser beams, and fog machine. Wipe that look of disbelief off your face - Icelandic DJs don’t lie. But they do shave their mustaches off. Sorry ladies, no free rides this time. Come on down and see who’s preventing forest fires. Hint: they’ll probably be staring at the laser patterns on the wall.

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