Rincon’s most famous bartender, our very own MIKE is putting together his application video for MTV’s Real World Rincon due to air next spring. What follows is a transcription of part of his interview with MTV casting director Hugh Jorgan…
HJ: Why should MTV choose you for Real World Rincon?
Mike: Cuz I’m sicker than most.
HJ: Do you think you could ad some juicy drama to this next season of The Real World? If so, how?
Mike: Yeah because I’m sicker than most. All the girls will be fighting to get in my boardies, so I won’t really have to do much – just let them fight over “the main ingredient.” Forget those other mongoloids.
HJ: Do you have any dark secrets from your past or family issues that might make for good drama?
Mike: Yeah. When I was born the doctor almost scared my mom to death because he told her I was “sicker than most.” Next time I saw the doctor I kicked his ass. Then, before I even left the nursery I knocked up the two hottest nurses there. I guess that doctor was right. I am sicker than most.
HJ: Do you have a recognizable catch phrase?
Mike: No.

1. Charlotte Says:
   June 10th, 2009 at 8:11 pm

   Hello-

   Just have a question, I was there with a couplee of friends the day you recorded your tv comercial, i will like to see it…Will you post it soon??? thanks

2. DooDoo Says:
   June 12th, 2009 at 10:43 pm

   Hey Charlotte,
   You girls rocked! Unfortunately I do not have the promo commercial in a post-able format. I’ll see what I can do about getting one. I’ll post it if I do.

3. REINALDO Says:
   September 20th, 2009 at 12:18 am

   THE REAL WORLD WILL BE A GOOD IDEA BUT I WILL PREFER NOT TO DOIT IN RINCON I WILL PREFER TO DO IT IN THE REAL PUERTO RICO LIKE OLD SANN JUAN OR THE CENTRAL PART OF PUERTO RICO