Billy finally gets his “AARP” card!
Billy finally got his AARP card – in duplicate!!! They spell AARP different in Spanish, but whatever. What does AARP or ARPE even stand for? No one really knows. Association for Recycled Prosthetic Elbows? Always Arranging Ripe Pineapples? Maybe. Much the same as a diploma or degree, nothing really changes when you get one. When asked, Billy said he felt no physical or emotional change – so we decided to get drunk.
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