It’s not always good to be the king…
Jacko has passed on, marking the end of a period in time when most people in the world went from verbally hating-on him to a time when those same people fervently declared what true, undying (so far) fans they’ve been all along. You silly turncoats. Funny how it took a dude’s death for it to be okay for you to finally “blast” Human Nature from your Geo Prism’s “system” and not worry about being publicly chastised for being a pansy. Enjoy.
In other news, I read somewhere on the internet (which means it’s true) that MJ – on a slow night – would down 10 Xanax before bed. You know, just to take the edge off. Other nights he reportedly chomped down 30-40 Xannies. Yeah, I know. Hooooooly shnikes!!!
It is sad that the best dancer in history and inventor of The Moonwalk has died, but let’s focus on happier things like other under-celebrated dance moves – like the Truffle Shuffle.
I feel better already. After all, it’s way easier to do than the Moonwalk, and Goonies never die, so Chunk will never let us down. Sweet, right? Or is it Goonies never say die? Whatever. Look it up on the internet. I have some shufflin’ to do.
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