Paris Hilton has a twin!


Or, Paris Hilton’s twin has a Paris Hilton. Now I’m confused. But that’s what happens when girls this hot hang out around our bar all the time. You should’ve been here when these lovely ladies got topless. I would’ve posted the not-safe-for-work photos, but all you pervs who keep checking our blog in hopes of some muy caliente pechugas (don’t lose hope compadres!) would get fired from work, and this blog would lose the two hits it gets per month because you’d never spring for internet service from home, especially not without a job. Anyway, we were talking about hot chicks, right? Well, I’m gonna go try to find these two chicks online. You know, maybe they’ll come back to myspace, and I can twitter their yahoo until they google all over my facebook. Ughhhh, maybe I went too far just then?

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