Surf Report
“For September this surf is going off!!!” That’s what everyone was saying – LAST week. Dude, you missed it. Where were you? I’d have written about it earlier to give you a heads up but I was too busy, oh yeah, surfing. And drinking. That’s cool though. You probably had a couple really sweet days at the office, right? Come on and burn a couple sick days. What are you saving them for? Early retirement? Have you checked CNN lately? The word “retirement” is already in middle school text books mentioned as something people got to do in the good old days before the economy was so mangled. Use those sick days for something worth while – like going to Rincon to get drunk and sunburnt. You bring the sunscreen. I’ll be waiting at the bar.
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