H8RZ Ball
Knuckle sandwich anyone?
Yup, you missed it. And we’ve been rockin’ so hard since then I haven’t had a spare second to write about the fantastic hardness of our rockin’.
The H8RZ (“haters” for all you non-hooked-on-phonics folks) Ball was so full of hate it almost felt like love. You know, the kind of love that comes with chugging stiff vodka punch a.k.a. hater-ade all night. Pictured above are our professional haters. Wait, what’s that in your hand Leif? AH HAH!!! Caught you red handed – AGAIN! Don’t worry, we’ll add it to your tab.
The bar was decorated with oversized candy hearts with such loving, I mean, hating phrases as, “Is it in yet?” “U R pretty in the dark,” and “Sure I’ll call you” written on them. The H8RZ Wall was also a big hit. It allowed jilted lovers to express their hate for all those stupid exes. The Professional H8RZ actually showed some love on the H8RZ Wall for DooDoo. Awww, isn’t that sweet? Don’t worry fellas – no haircut anytime soon. If I do, I’ll save you a few locks.
Don't tell me you hate me. Show me.
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